Protest Lite- Protesting without honesty ?

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...

Sometimes writing a satire on current events is too difficult. I read in the newspapers that only 20 out of the 200 hundred tents at the St. Paul's protest are occupied. The protesters are apparently protesting during the day and then going home to their warm bed at night. I'm sorry, but I couldn't make anything up that is half as comical as this !!